Baby Humor Quotes

Funny baby sayings and quotes.

Baby humor quotes. More funny baby sayings. When your first baby drops. We handpicked these baby quotes in the hopes of giving you some laughs. Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don t have one. Funny baby quotes henry robin. Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. Children reinvent your world for you.

The hot moist smell of babies fresh from naps. Use these humorous newborn quotes and. Funny baby quotes funny quotes for parents of newborn babies. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

As a mother my job is to take care of what is possible and trust god with the impossible. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one. Said every parent ever 50 mommy 50 daddy 100 perfect. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

Funny baby quotes even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections children tend to be sticky fran lebowitz if evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands milton berle perfection only exists in babies and pastries gayle wray the most precious jewels. A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Every baby needs a lap.