Business Consultant Humor

One man says it s half full.

Business consultant humor. Second man says it s half empty. There are tons of perks to being a management consultant you can make tons of money work with prestigious clients and travel to all sorts of places. You d never get them to shut up. He is a management consultant.

He is an optimist. Uh oh cross fitter in the house. With all of this fanfare it s no wonder why people outside the biz want to make fun of us. There was a glass of water on the table.

I relentlessly implement the best ideas into my businesses. He is a pessimist. As a business consultant i am a voracious reader of self help books case studies of thriving companies and the biographies and autobiographies of the world s most successful people. Directed edited by.

Set in three non rhyming metrical units of 5 7 and 5 syllables the consultant haiku expresses both the profession s philosophy and the innermost unspoken feelings of a consultant pursuing truth beauty and elusive clients. My client calls me six figures if you come now. Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. How do you know a consultant is from harvard he will tell you oh god.

An american tourist was at the pier of a small coastal mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Perhaps the most aspirational haiku. Third man says it s twice too big. Matt corboy jay ellis kristin wald daved wilkins emily churchill.

263 7k followers 1 169 following 1 270 posts see instagram photos and videos from consultinghumor. The tourist complimented the mexican on the quality of his fish and. If you re going to be working in the industry you won t get far without a sense of humor.