Dark Humor Quotes About Life

Despite my ghoulish reputation i really have the heart of a small boy.

Dark humor quotes about life. Patrick hamilton at the concusion of the slaves of solitude. The boy turns to him and says hey mister it s getting really dark and i m scared. Why can t orphans play baseball. The people are fucked george carlin carlin was well known for his.

I keep it in a jar on m. You just have to look at the funny part of life to find laughter where you think you can t. What s red and bad for your teeth. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going.

In chestnut hill money didn t talk but it drank and played a lot of golf. The friend in my adversity i shall always cherish most. They don t know where home is. Why does helen keller hate porcupines.

God help us god help all of us each one every one all of us. They re painful to look at. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. His wife is dead.

I can t remember the last time i ate a monkey. It s chicken and eggs. With so much humor in the world we ve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. 364 quotes have been tagged as dark humor.

There was a dish called mother and child reunion. You will never get out of it alive elbert hubbard 15 i was eating in a chinese restaurant downtown. Life can be full of hard times this is when we have to hang on the things and moments that make us laugh the most. George carlin on planets and people the planet is fine.

I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity. A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. A brick i was going to tell a dead baby joke. And i said i gotta use that one paul simon 16 life is hard.