Humor In Life Quotes

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Humor in life quotes. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy.

Two things are infinite. Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.

There is no humor in heaven. Attributed no source human nature humor infinity philosophy science stupidity universe. And i m not sure about the universe. My mother always used to.

Gentlemen you can t fight in here. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. Laugh as much as possible always laugh.

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Life is hard after all it kills you. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture. I m sick of following my dreams man. Life graduation wise.

The world owes you nothing. 209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. I really should do something with my life.

From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour.