Humor Quote Of The Day

It s a beautiful day to leave me alone.

Humor quote of the day. One day youtube twitter and facebok will join together and be called youtwitface 2. I honestly think it s the thing i like most to laugh. Humorous quote of the day welcome to these humorous quotes of the day from my large collection of positive romantic and funny quotes. Even if you are on the right track you ll get run over if you just sit there.

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People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day. My mother always used to. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Morning you drunk ugly when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. These 100 hilarious quips and funny work quotes poke fun at the ups and downs of being a working professional and are guaranteed to make any day on the job better. A day without laughter is a day wasted. It cures a multitude of ills.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Read on for the funny quotes you need to get you through quarantine. Istock 100 funny work quotes. Funny quotes of the day 1.

Life s burdensare lighterwhen i laughat myself. Gentlemen you can t fight in here. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later. 50th of 60 funny motivational quotes.

Day laughter without wasted. It s probably the most important thing in a person. Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man 3.