Humor Quotes On Life

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow.

Humor quotes on life. Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Life graduation wise. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.

For more quotes see part two of this post here. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. Life is what happens when you re busy making other plans. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain.

I consider myself a crayon. The universe and human stupidity. Laugh as much as possible always laugh. So many books so little time.

209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. It was here first. Life is hard after all it kills you.

Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips 1. From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. Get busy living or get busy dying. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living.

And i m not sure about the universe. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. I really should do something with my life. Two things are infinite.

The world owes you nothing. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy.