Humorous Plant Quotes

Funny and cute quotes garden folks are likely to enjoy.

Humorous plant quotes. I remember my childhood names for grasses and secret flowers. February 20 2019 by the gifted gabber 6 comments. An encourage mint. What do you call a cheerleading.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug larson a weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay. I m an earth sign. You will die but the carbon will not.

Rodney dangerfield i have no plants in my house. Admittedly i m a crazy plant lady. The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit. It will return to the soil and there a plant may take it up again in time sending it once more on a cycle of plant and animal life.

If you ve been following along for a while you know i ve become my mother. I remember where a toad may live and what time the birds awaken in the summer and what trees and seasons smelled like how people looked and walked and smelled even. Sara stein my wife s a water sign. Its career does not end with you.

The memory of odors is very rich. Funny plant quotes funny quotes about plant. Featuring short garden sayings and quotes embossed on related images. 35 funny plant quotes funny garden quotes the gifted gabber.